I’m sorry, Conan but despite my promise to you to stop being cynical, I can’t help it. And in this one case, I wish I was not. After watching the Internet show Steve present the iPad to the public, I froze and was taken to a temporary time warp to the day when Steve announced […]
Archives for January 2010
iPad – The Specs (Updated as they Come)
No pics yet, but here’s what we know so far: Price: Wi-fi 16gb: $499 Wi-fi 32gb: $599 Wi-fi 64gb: $699 Wi-Fi + 3G 16gb: $629 Wi-Fi + 3G 32gb: $729 Wi-Fi + 3G 64gb: $829 Available in 60 days for Wi-Fi Available in 90 days for Wi-Fi + 3G Measurements: 1/2-inch thick 1.5 lbs 9.7-inch […]
Live the Hype: Mass Effect 2 Wallpapers
Not only is it finally out, but we can also bid farewell to such a poor excuse for an iPhone app. We have a first two hour playthrough down for Mass Effect 2 on ForeverGeek and now that everyone has finally gotten the game unlocked you’ve most likely gone through a number of WTF moments […]
Super iMario Sounds App on the iPhone
Have you ever been witness to a friend finally achieving a victory in a game, and you wanted to give them something better than applause? Have you ever witnessed a loved one make a complete ass of themselves in a silent room, and you wanted to loudly play the “Mario Dies” sound from the first […]
The Unicorn Tablet: My Take
Tomorrow is the big day for Apple, and even though there’s a lot of argument about what’s going to be announced, everyone out there seems to think that it’s the fabled Unicorn Tablet that’s been talked about for months now. Whatever happens on the 27th, it seems that an Apple Tablet may be in the […]
2012 Zombies vs Aliens: Marching them to the death… again.
This is a definite must-have for your iPhone if you’re into simple but immersive gaming. 2012 Zombies vs Aliens may seem like a campy take on post-apocalyptic warfare. However, underneath a complex “How to Play” tutorial is a fun and easy to learn strategy game that can lead you to gaming bliss till your iPhone […]
“Buy! Sell! Wait, are You Still There?” – iPhone Selling to Fortune 100 Companies
Apple had their big earnings call yesterday, and although I didn’t hear it – I had more important things to do, like, anything – I can read the internet, and that’s where this little tidbit came about. From Gigaom.com, who actually listened to the call: Tim Cook said corporate usage of the iPhone has doubled […]
50 Billion Served – Apple Releases First Quarter Results
[Image from The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs] Apple’s been in a good financial position for a while now, with a butt-load of cash in the bank and lots of income coming in during one of the worst recessions since the great depression. But this news from their quarterly report call, well this is big. […]
Have Your Mac and Eat it Too
I’ve mentioned before that aside from being an Apple fangirl, I’m a baker- which explains this little collection of photos I want to share with you. These are, without a doubt, the sweetest Macs ever- nine of my favorite Apple “products” in cupcake and cake form: Sweet 16 Macbook What Twilight-loving, Robert Pattinson-obsessed sixteen year […]
It Exists Because They Say So
Flurry Analytics is a company that analyzes info from the web, and uses that data for ad sales and the like. I had never heard of them before today, but then again, I live in a one room shack with minks on my back.From their blog: Using Flurry Analytics, the company identified approximately 50 devices […]
10.7 Showing Up Already
Although it’s not even a year since Snow Leopard was released, and now web servers and other programs are already seeing 10.7 show up. From Mac Rumors: The information comes from an entry posted earlier today in a database of changes to the open source “launchd” framework, which oversees booting of Mac OS X and […]
My Prayers Have Been Answered: Apple Rumored to Drop AT&T Wed
A few years back, I had AT&T service for my cell phone. It sucked. Bad. Around that time they got bought up, or switched names, or something like that and I switched to T-Mobile. All was right in the world again. Of course, I, like most of you, went back on board the old Death […]
Want a 27-inch iMac? Hope You Like Waiting
The new 27-inch iMacs have had their fair share of monitor issues, including a yellowing pattern as it stays on longer, and even reports of cracked displays upon shipment. Maybe the 27-inch form factor is just too big for the iMac to use functionally, but either way, Apple has decided to put a 3-week hold […]
Ahmmm Oh Yeah Game Hits iPhone
Compete with players all over the world and see your score posted on the “Ahmmm Oh Yeah” App’s billboard! This is too funny! This game looks remarkably like the graphical masterpieces of the “Grand Theft Auto” series in both the realistic design of cars and cityscapes, and the sounds of engines roaring by. The “Ahmmm […]
Unicorn Tablet to be Verizon AND AT&T?
I couldn’t leave you guys alone for an entire weekend without a unicorn, right? There’s been talk for a long time now about the wireless connectivity of the Unicorn Tablet, and most of the talk has been around Verizon, mainly because most people are pissed with AT&T’s service. But that’s never made sense to me […]